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Month: December 2015

Thomas, Edison
  • Absurd World News

10 Strange Truths from the Private Journals of…Thomas Edison

EMToast December 18, 2015 0

WikiImages / Pixabay American Inventor, Thomas Edison, shared 7 strange truths about himself with EMToast (when we read his private...

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Dead Teddy Bear
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Female Teddy Bear Gets 35 to Life in Plastic Bag Murder

EMToast December 8, 2015 1

TEDDY BEAR TOWN: A teddy bear female has been sentenced to 35 years to life in prison for the plastic-bag...

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Rabbit Poop Snowman
  • Short Fiction

ART 101: Intro to Rabbit Poop Snowman E-course

EMToast December 7, 2015 1

This is EMToast University with Professor Miguel Q. Tadpool.  Professor Tadpool, is 2015 "Chill Professor of the Year" for his...

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