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Month: June 2015

Defense Mechanisms of the Reese Owl Bat
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Defense Mechanisms of the Reese Owl Bat

EMToast June 30, 2015 0

   Does the Reese owl bat spray blood out of its mouth or hiss?  No, this denizen of the North...

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Self, Late September 2007 by Joe Shellard
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Are You My Father? 8 Ways to Turn Millennial Troubles Around

EMToast June 20, 2015 1

It finally happened.  Another surprise from that bitch you broke up with more than 20 years ago. He shows up...

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Riders on the storm. by Neil. Moralee
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‘Safety First Vigilante’ Terrorizes Local Motorists

EMToast June 12, 2015 0

'A new danger on our local roads has been dubbed the "Safety First Vigilante" by those who've seen him.   He...

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