Ladie’s Self Defense Lesson #2
Use the buddy system. You don’t have to outrun the date rapist, just your girlfriend.
Month: January 2015
What Wikipedia Can’t Tell You about Escaping Dinosaurs
Ask the Doctor” where readers ask questions of the world renounced general practitioner Dr. Charles V. Fullerton Dear Dr: How...
Ladie’s Self Defense Lesson#1
Tell your attacker, “Your Mum smells of shit.”
Movie Review ‘A Million Ways to Die in the West’
This is "Coma to the Movies" with Leo Johnston, sleep disorder movie reviewer. Leo earned his M.A. from Chippewa University...
Do This Next Time Your Man Gives You Flowers and His Heart will Detonate
If a man gives you flowers, thank him, blow your nose, and tell him the flowers smell of piss. -...
Who Is Satan’s Best Friend in the World?… You’ll Be Distressed
“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions. These are submitted...
Beware the One Who Is Always There to Wipe Away Your Tears
Beware the one who is always there to wipe away your tears. – An Old West Dakotan Proverb
They Asked about Her Mean War Face… Then They Regretted It
“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions. These are submitted...
He Attracted Ugly Women… The Look on Their Faces Is Priceless
"Snippets with Racter" quoted from our conversations with the artificial intelligence simulator Racter (authored by William Chamberlain and Thomas Etter;...
We Asked What the Hell Is a Quadratic Equation?… Then the Party Started
“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions. These are submitted...
That Is Loving, Hateful, and Captivating
"Snippets with Racter" quoted from our conversations with the artificial intelligence simulator Racter (authored by William Chamberlain and Thomas Etter;...
What Is the Secret Ingredient in Hot Dogs? the Answer Will Offend You
“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions. These are submitted...
Why Do People Think Blue Teeth Are a Good Idea?
“Ask the Doctor” where readers ask questions of the world renounced general practitioner Dr. Charles V. Fullerton. Dear Doctor: The...
How YouTube Can Teach You About Fairy Tales
This is “Off the Clock” with Anthony J. Booze. AJ Booze asks residents in our local area questions they rejected...
George Clooney Comes Forward. Bill Cosby Raped Me
This is "Tattling with Tanya" Calumny the hallucinatory gossip columnist. Tanya is a proud Wernicke–Korsakoff syndrome survivor which gives her...
If You Don’t Believe This Doctor’s Claims about Corn Syrup Then You Are Living in a Sarcophagus
“Ask the Doctor” where readers ask questions of the world renounced general practitioner Dr. Charles V. Fullerton. Dear Doctor Fullerton:...
A Thinker Is Someone Who Has Had to Live with a Hysteric
"Snippets with Racter" quoted from our conversations with the artificial intelligence simulator Racter (authored by William Chamberlain and Thomas Etter;...
What Experts Are Saying about Gas Prices
This is "Off the Clock" with Anthony J. Booze. AJ Booze asks residents in our local area questions they rejected...
What Does Michelle Obama’s Tramp Stamp Say? You’ll Be Enamored
“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions. These are submitted...
Why Sharp Teeth BJs Are Worse than Not Getting a Rose
"Ask the Doctor” where readers ask questions of the world renounced general practitioner Dr. Charles V. Fullerton Dear Dr. When...
What Everyone Is Saying about Vegetarian Cannibals
This is "Off the Clock" with Anthony J. Booze. AJ Booze asks residents in our local area questions they rejected...
Freshly Cut Hair May Take Root into Bare Feet
“Ask the Doctor” where readers ask questions of the world renounced general practitioner Dr. Charles V. Fullerton. Dear Dr. Fullerton: ...
Watch a Mega Corporation Bring Color Blindness… Not How You’d Imagine
“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions. These are submitted...
He Asked for An “Italian Pie” and a”Plain Sub”? What He Got Was Inconceivable
“Ask the Doctor” where readers ask questions of the world renounced general practitioner Dr. Charles V. Fullerton. Dear Doctor: When...
What Did Bill Cosby’s Wife Have Tattooed on Her Thigh? The Answer Will Put You in a Coma
“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions. These are submitted...
How Do You Defeat a Mummy?
“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions. These are submitted...
What Happened to Oracle’s Face?
“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions. These are submitted...
Tramp Stamp: Only When You’re Naked and Bloody Do the Cops Care
“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions. These are submitted...
The Oracle and the Future Dogs Fighting with Light Sabers
Welcome to our new feature “The Oracle.” A select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable...
What Does Toad Meat Taste Like?
Tastes like a frog with its eyes on its ass.
Brother Jerome Becomes Brother Jeremy
I heard a rumor today that the name Jerome is actually pronounced Jair-eh-mee, the same as Jeremy. I could find...
