What Happens If an Ignoramus Discovers Intelligence?
"If an ignoramus discovered intelligence, he would be an intellectual ignoramus." -- Racter, Artificial Intelligence Program.
Month: December 2014
Dear Doctor: How Did Fonzie Get into Trouble with the Pink Elephant?
“Ask the Doctor” where readers ask questions of the world renounced general practitioner Dr. Charles V. Fullerton. Dear Dr. Fullerton:...
Dear Doctor: I’m Afraid of Sick Rats
“Ask the Doctor” where readers ask questions of the world renounced general practitioner Dr. Charles V. Fullerton. Dear Doctor Fullerton:...
Honey can kill babies. But it can’t kill me!
Michael Jackson Was a poor father, but liked to say this to his kids for encouragement... "A bee gave me...
He Asked the Doctor about Brain Scan Blips… The Last 2 Seconds Will Break Your Heart
Welcome to our new non-regular feature "Ask the Doctor" where readers ask questions of the world renounced general practitioner Dr....
“Books on TV” Then Everything Changed
With the rise of streaming media, Americans are being bombarded with more entertainment options than ever before. Book publishers now...
The Twelfth Day of Christmas Biebers
On the twelfth day of Christmas Justin Bieber dressed for thee: Twelve Girl From Twin Peaks Eleven Kris Jenners or...
Your Eyes Will Pop out When You See Crusty Cringle the Disgusting Santa Claus
Crusty Cringle the disgusing Santa Claus with the milk crusted coat is coming to our local area. Make sure you...
The Eleventh Day of Christmas Biebers
On the eleventh day of Christmas Justin Bieber dressed for thee: Eleven Kris Jenners or Edward Cullens Ten Guy from...
You Will Shit on the Floor When You Hear about the Sony Pictures vs. The Ice Cream Industry Scandal
The Sony Pictures hack has taken another crazy turn. This time into a totally unrelated industry, and corporate heads are...
The Tenth Day of Christmas Biebers
On the tenth day of Christmas Justin Bieber dressed for thee: Ten Guy from Super Troopers Nine Kristen Stewarts Eight...
What Do Reindeer Dream About?
What do reindeer dream about? Brittle old people bones. So says the oracle. Photo by MarioMancuso
The Ninth Day of Christmas Biebers
On the ninth day of Christmas Justin Bieber dressed for thee: Nine Kristen Stewarts Eight Boris Karloffs Seven Selena Gomezs...
Don’t Piss off the Guy Who Buys Your Dinner
One of the seniors worked in the produce dept. He seemed to have figured out how to get by working...
The Eighth Day of Christmas Biebers
On the eighth day of Christmas Justin Bieber dressed for thee: Eight Boris Karloffs Seven Selena Gomezs Six Amy Winehouse...
I Came up Sour. Your Eyes Will Drop to the Floor.
The boys heard that the new assistant store manager, was married to a lunch lady at their old grammar school...
The Seventh Day of Christmas Biebers
On the seventh day of Christmas Justin Bieber dressed for thee: Seven Selena Gomezs Six Amy Winehouse Five Jason Priestleys...
You Look like a Cat Burglar
The time. 1993. The place. A dept store receiving dock. The characters. Mr. Piff, the Operations Manager. Don, the LTL...
The Sixth Day of Christmas Biebers
On the sixth day of Christmas Justin Bieber dressed for thee: Six Amy Winehouse Five Jason Priestleys Four Taylor Swifts...
I Beefed One Out
Photo by xlibber Doctors should know that prescribing certain blood pressure pills to overweight patients with excessive body body hair...
The Fifth Day of Christmas Biebers
On the fifth day of Christmas Justin Bieber dressed for thee: Five Jason Priestleys Four Taylor Swifts Three Osama Bin...
Look at the Bottom
Photo By Walmart Corporate Each day at 3:30, the warehouse receiver sat at the gray metal desk to calculate the...
The Fourth Day of Christmas Biebers
On the fourth day of Christmas Justin Bieber dressed for thee: Four Taylor Swifts Three Osama Bin Ladens Two Khloe...
The Third Day of Christmas Biebers
On the third day of Christmas Justin Bieber dressed for thee: Three Osama Bin Ladens Two Khloe Kardashians and a...
The Second Day of Christmas Biebers
On the second day of Christmas Justin Bieber dressed for thee: Two Khloe Kardashians and a Kelly Osbourne with red...
The First Day of Christmas Biebers
On the first day of Christmas Justin Bieber dressed for thee: A Kelly Osbourne with red cheeks
TIME Word of the Year 2014 is…
Photo by WarmSleepy TIME has announced their Word of the Year and it’s one most of us have never heard...
Hope Stands Alone: A Tragedy of Hope
Hope stands alone. Immune to the contagious facial Impetago that has decimated her family this holiday season. No less than...
