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Month: July 2014

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  • Art of the Folked

The Anatomy of a Sight: Part One

bixby July 31, 2014 0
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  • Art of the Folked

Today a Eagle Is Born the Most Powerful the Merkin Nagel

EMToast July 30, 2014 0

Today a eagle is born the most powerful the merkin nagel. Billy likes it best of off the kinds

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  • Art of the Folked

Fingers in the Inside Now! Go!!

bixby July 29, 2014 0

Fritzy write in you journal. You can not make me wright a journal entry today if I do not have...

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  • Absurd World News

3 Proven Ways to Dodge Debt Collectors

EMToast July 29, 2014 1

The big story in the news today is that one third of American's are in debt and have debt collectors...

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  • Art of the Folked

Stop Shivering like a Shitting Dog

bixby July 28, 2014 0

Today it rain. I did not say dry and Billy Wizard said to me stop shivering like a shitting dog.

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  • Art of the Folked

today I went to my friends hause

bixby July 27, 2014 0

today I went to my friends hause his name is yehuda weiner his ma gave us dry bad cookies like...

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  • Art of the Folked

Don’t Make Me Hit You! Get Back In The Car!

EMToast July 21, 2014 0

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