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Month: May 2014

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  • Art of the Folked
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Drink Pep’s Confusion Filter

EMToast May 26, 2014 2

Pep’s Confusion Filter was printed in fancy blue letters across the side of the bottle.  The men were drinking it...

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  • Art of the Folked

Fill Your Belly with the Bad Pieces

EMToast May 25, 2014 3

Are you sure that's a good place to hide the body?

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  • Art of the Folked

He Wouldn’t Eat the Candy

EMToast May 25, 2014 0

Even though he wouldn’t eat the candy, in the end they still made him into a sugar skull.

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  • Art of the Folked

I hope to be reborn as a 1989 Toyota Tercel

EMToast May 13, 2014 0

When I die, I hope to be reborn as a 1989 Toyota Tercel.  Rusted and dependable, but unwanted.

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