Don’t pass out in your sleep
If you pass out in your sleep, you’ll never wake up again. Homage to “It come to sleep on your...
Month: January 2014
Godzilla of the Parking Lot
The boy carelessly lost the small rubber Godzilla figure from the car at an interstate rest stop. “Mom! Stop! My...
Robot King Decrees “Exfoliate them. All of them!”
When the Robot King decrees, “Exfoliate them. All of them!” the sponge bots obey. Since they are sponge bots not...
Apples of your cheeks should be called tomatoes of your cheeks
Apples of your cheeks should be called tomatoes of your cheeks because when you punch them they split open like...
Dead Bear Obsession Threatens Reality
T.S. Eliot wrote “Humankind cannot bear very much reality.” Four out of five people are obsessed with dead bears and...
Here is a recent picture of me. This is what I look like now.
Dear Mom and Dad, As you know, I moved far away. The town I live in now doesn’t have duck...
