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Month: August 2013

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Folgers Crystals Are Life Crystals

EMToast August 28, 2013 1

Folgers crystals are life crystals.  Don't let nobody tell you different. When I was having that heart attack, I put...

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Bad Pussy From Last Century

bixby August 9, 2013 4

When I was 20 years old, I saw my first old pussy. It was bad. I was working in a...

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Why I Hate Philosophy Students Who Smoke the Pot

bixby August 8, 2013 2

1998.  I asked a friend for help today moving some boxes. Nothing too involved, a couple boxes of paperbacks from...

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How To Avoid the Guilt of Not Loving Your Child

EMToast August 7, 2013 0

NY radio station 1010 WINS broadcast today that "behavior problems can turn the child you love and your life into...

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The Wonderful Mr. Blueberry

EMToast August 3, 2013 2
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Dojo Billy Wizard and Laser Dog

EMToast August 3, 2013 0

Dojo Billy Wizard and Laser Dog send their birthday wishes.  Hope it’s your birthday soon. Drawing by Bixby.

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