Look at my teef. I’munna bite yo
I finally colorized the birthday card Bixby drew for me last year.
Month: July 2013
Dead Snakes In Your Car Window
Dad always told me even if it’s hot out you can't leave the windows open in your car because you...
“Hands Off and Cat” Billboard Sneak Preview
This is the sneak preview of the “Hands Off and Cat” Billboard to be rolled out later this year. Artwork...
Secret Family Recipes My Grandma’s Skeleton Sold To Me
This is the first installment of my secret family recipe book. More to come in the future. Enjoy Snackersquatches and...
“Burnty Goodness” Billboard Sneak Preview
This is the sneak preview of the “Burnty Goodness” Billboard to be rolled out later this year. Artwork for this...
“Burnt Toast” Billboard Sneak Preview
This is the sneak preview of the “Burnt Toast” Billboard to be rolled out later this year. Artwork for this...
"Don’t Be A Nunsk" Billboard Sneak Preview
This is the sneak preview of the “Don't Be A Nunsk” Billboard to be rolled out late Fall. Artwork for...
“Toast Face One” Billboard Sneak Preview
This is the sneak preview of the “Toast Face One” Billboard to be rolled out late this fall. Artwork for...
“Dirty Germs With Combovers” Billboard Sneak Preview
This is the sneak preview of the “Dirty Germs With Combovers” Billboard to be rolled out late this fall. Artwork...
“Put An End To Dolphin Rape” Billboard Sneak Preview
The second billboard in this fall’s marketing campaign begs the target market to put an end to dolphin rape. Since...
“No Doy” Cat Billboard Sneak Preview
This fall EMToast will begin a Billboard marketing campaign in select cities. This is the sneak preview of the “No...
Hot Dog: A Tale of Origination
Hot dogs originated in an area of Europe once known as Germany in a time when humans scavenged the leftovers...
Skull-Snakes New Morbid Craze With the People
They used to make cool rings that instead of precious stones had poisonous spiders encased in glass. After the animal...
Mentally Decapitated
“I am mentally decapitated,” she said.
Your Dog Has a Bitter Voice
"Excuse me, but your dog has a bitter voice, a very bitter voice. It cuts right through me."
