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Month: February 2013

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I Thought My Ghetto Blaster Was a Boom Box.

EMToast February 27, 2013 1

I grew in the ghetto of my town, but I never knew it until I read it in the paper...

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Happy Final Birthday!

EMToast February 25, 2013 0

Whether you're sure someone is dying this year, or you just hope they are, be sure to wish them a...

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Robots are from before my time.

EMToast February 24, 2013 1

I asked my friend’s father if he had any toy robots when he was a kid.  He told me, “Robots...

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Jesus tried atheism, but it was too boring.

EMToast February 22, 2013 0

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