Month: January 2013
I Drank Perfume From the Unicorn’s Horn
I unscrewed it and drank the perfume from the unicorn’s horn. I was a little kid, but I knew better. ...
Bears Are People Too
Taking a drive. Campfire.
Eat Pray Love
Tastes pulpy!
That Sun is a Reptile
That sun is a reptile and after this, he ain't never shinin' her way again. Art by: bixby
Three for a Quarter
You used to get 3 lives for 25 cents No continues And you liked it.
POLICE: Feral Cats Abduct and Rape Woman
Belgian tourist, Julio Prejean, witnessed the terrorizing occurrence while vacationing in Honolulu, Hawaii. Prejean told police, “It was a safe...
That’s the assistant Mayor
That’s the assistant mayor. The mayor has beige pants, the assistant mayor has white pants and sneakers
Lesson One: He Bleach His Self
In college, a professor asked the class why does the black community reject Michael Jackson? (This was before MJ died...
Portrait of My Dog as a French Serial Killer
My dog posed for a sketch. I placed him on interview. He is a French serial killer. French is the...
