Month: September 2012
“If I see her in the store, I’ll just yell RAPE! and run away”
On encountering old co-workers.
“I’ll kill the shit out of you”
In a non-threatening way.
Cold Eared Bunnies in Loaf Position
“The Air conditioning was cranked so high, I came home to cold eared bunnies in loaf position in August”
Mountains Like White Maggots
A modern day translation of Ernest Hemingway's short story Hills Like White Elephants Hill related Ebrol long valley and white....
The Mouths of My Children’s Bellies: One Woman’s Foray into the Territories of Ebay
The following transcript is the abridged version of an E-bay customer transaction gone wrong. This poor woman just wanted to...
“I did not know that in 2005 they found his body…”
I did not know that in 2005 they found his body in a Connecticut field with his throat slit. Charles...
