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Month: July 2010

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Gorilla Head

EMToast July 29, 2010 13

It was 3 am and this was the second time her bladder had awoken her that night.  She lay there...

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  • Curious Ideas

Mama’s Been So Fat, Since Daddy Learned to Fry

EMToast July 17, 2010 13

They say fried food is a killer.  I doubt it. The grease is just good for your whole body. (more…)

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THINKING…That’s How People Get Killed

EMToast July 11, 2010 9

THINKING... that's how people get killed. A public service statement from EMToast. photo credit: Focal Intent

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  • Art of the Folked

Heat Causes Horses to Foam at the Mouth

EMToast July 8, 2010 7

I like horses. They have shiny teeth.  You can feed them sugar cubes.  When it gets real hot they get...

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