Scientists Translate Chihuahua Barks
Scientists translate Chihuahua barks - they're saying "I'm a tiny asshole."
Month: June 2009
Obama Bombs Buckingham Palace
President Obama was taking a helicopter tour over Buckingham Palace. The vibration of the chopper combined with the Xtra-Large coffee...
Laser Dog Protects Billy Wizard’s Shit
Billy Wizard and Laser Dog Sent in by 7 year old Fritzy McGee of Lansing Michigan (more…)
"Suck My Bolt!" Robot Uprising Begins
The robot uprising has begun. The first soldier in the war against humans was a tiny worker bot named robot...
Stripper Branded with Diarrhea Tramp Stamp
Claritza was a young pretty stripper. She supported her family on the earnings she made in just a few nights...
Dirty Germs With Comb Overs
Readers submission from Fritzy McGee (age 7) of Lansing Michigan (more…)
Track Star Crippled During Video Game Speed Run
Rancho Cucamonga, CA - While browsing the internet during study hall one fall afternoon, high school hurdle hopper Harold Hamstrung...
The Boy Who Became a Pervy Old Man
When I was a boy I used to see these dirty old perverts and I’d say to myself man that’s...
Mike the Bear Wakes Up. ROAR!!!
MIKE WAKES UP ROAR!!! Look how happy he is in the morning. He stretches his legs and pounds his chest. ...
help me i am so sick i think i have wet tail
Wet tail is a terrible affliction that can infect your pet hamster or even cartoon mice. Beware the wet tail. ...
I Ate My Dentist
These days you just never know who is going to cannibalize you. This kid looks all innocent until he opens...
Roll Out Your Favorite Head
Inspired by the song Hall of Heads by They Might Be Giants although the lyric is actually roll out that...
Hidden van Gogh Painting Discovered in Berlin Museum
Mens van de Ezels de Slepende Hond By Theodore van Gogh Curators at the Staatliche Museen zu Berlin have discovered...
