Paris Hilton’s Former Pet Monkey Arrested
Boston, MA—Baby Luv, former designer pet to socialite Paris Hilton was arrested earlier this month in connection with the brutal...
Month: February 2009
Giantess Fetish 2009’s Top Trend
All you foot freaks who come to this site all the time looking for stinky feet, we've got news for...
Horrorscopes for the Week of February 22nd
ARIES--you are going to encounter the corpse of GG Allin in a Starbucks on Wednesday. He is going to hold...
Werewolves: the Original UnAmerican
Werewolves have been the greatest threat to national security since the early part of the 19th century. Lincoln was at...
Perfect Nails Made Easy: 8 Feet in 8 Weeks
The luxurious life of the privileged is at your fingertips and toetips in just 8 short weeks. The revolutionary new...
Wet Brain: Zombie Infection Linked to Alcoholism
PORT-AU-PRINCE, HAITI – Research at the University of Haiti College of Medicine has uncovered strong evidence linking Wernicke-Korsakoff Syndrome or...
Husband Flashes Wife’s Clients, Threateningly Sharpens Knife
Married for almost 30 years, the husband never held a steady job and always asked his wife for money. One...
Controversial 90’s Artwork Found on Aboriginal Cave Wall
The discovery of cave paintings of the controversial late 90’s art icon known only as It Come in the aboriginal...
Cheating Husband and Mistress Condemned by Wet Napkin
A woman who was suspicious of her husband having an affair hired a private investigator to install a GPS with...
Inspirational Madlibs: Don’t Sweat the Small Stuff
Using the definitions provided, and your inner spirit guide, fill out the boxes below with the correct type of word....
Miracle Gum Grows New Teeth
Chiclets, the candy coated gum once widely available in the US is set to make a comeback after many years...
