Press Release – August 11th, 2011

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
CONTACT:
Randall Stott
emtoast@emtoast.com.com

NEW ‘BLEEP YOUR BOSS’ REALITY SHOW HITS CLACKAMAS, OREGON
Clackamas, OR – EMToast Entertainment is proud to announce the development of BLEEP YOUR BOSS, a new reality show guaranteed to get folks talking everywhere. Created and developed by the show’s executive producer Francesca Stottingham, Ms. Stott is the only bi-polar borderline personality female owner of a TV Studio with international distribution in the city of Clackamas. This BOSS’ show presents women of psychosis in a dignified light. They possess a strong sense of family, business acumen—and more importantly—the ability to unhinge their minds and BLEEP their bosses to succeed. Read the rest of this entry »

Hey! Did you see that movie the Wrestler?  Yeah me too.  It wasn’t as good as that cartoon back in the 80’s that had Hulk Hogan and all his friends on the good guys team and then on the bad guys team was the Iron Sheik and all his guys.  That’s pretty much all I remember about that cartoon.  It’s more that I can remember about that movie.  I was never into wrestling except for in the 80s’s.  I think it was because my Mom hated it that I wanted to watch it.  I think every kid goes through that where you want to be into something if your mom hates it.  It’s weird though because she hated Michael Jackson and I also hated Michael Jackson.  My sister had one of those red thriller jackets though.  That was kind of cool and funny all at once.  I wish she knew how to breakdance really good.  Then we could have had all these crazy picture of at her dance recitals doing that turtle spin or whatever those poppers and lockers can do. I hated Michael Jackson so much.

One day there was practically a riot in 3rd grade.  Some of the kids were on the Joan Jett “I love Rock and Roll” team and then the others were on the Michael Jackson “Beat It” team.  We had a record player in class and everyone was scratching records and switching then and yelling.  Then I remember running up to the blackboard and tearing this girl’s Michael Jackson poster down.  I guess it was a pretty expensive poster.  It’s kind of scary what parents can get their kids to believe. 

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