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Posts Tagged “christmas”
Dec
06
2010
Department Store Santa’s Hurtful Words Scar ChildrenPosted by Toastmaster in Weird World News
Department store Santa’s are known to victimize and terrorize children and adults alike. The classic image of a child crying on Santa’s lap is not without reason. Here are some of the things Santa’s have been overheard saying to children and sometimes their parents who come to sit on his lap to give their Christmas wishes. Tags: Bixby, Christian folklore, christmas, Department store Santa, Santa Claus, Toastmaster
Dec
23
2008
Horrorscopes for the Week of Santa Please-Put-The-Robot-Back-In-Christmas WeekPosted by bixby in Monthly Horrorscope
ARIES: Don’t count on getting shit for Christmas, Santa has had it with you. You know, you have been pretty lucky so far, he hasn’t beat you. You been pretty lucky…remember that. Tags: Bixby, christmas, krampus, merry fucking christmas, robot, santa
In the spirit of Christmas, EMToast.com is proud to present you with the opportunity to fill in the blanks of Rudolph’s story. Whether it’s naughty or nice is up to you. Since the economy is failing, and Christmas is probably getting cancelled anyway, we suggest you make it naughty. Read the rest of this entry » Tags: christmas, Madlibs, rudolph, Toastmaster |
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