Video above, and below is the transcript of Steven Hawking’s terrifying 911 call during his ordeal in a squatch nest:

911 OPERATOR: 911 what’s your emergency?

(Screaming of students)

STEPHEN HAWKING: Oh my god, the squatches are upon us!

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This has been floating around everywhere for the past couple days.  It’s another one the gf keeps telling me about but I am too disconnected from reality to have ever seen.

Calling 911 when some bitch won’t give you your Mac Nuggets seems perfectly alright to me.