Use the buddy system. You don’t have to outrun the date rapist, just your girlfriend.
oh the ladies these days, and the outfits that they display themselves in! Such troubles for the young men of this age! whew!
What happened to the real EM Toast? Did he die and get replaced by his quasi-retarded nephew who is incapable of producing funny, witty, or otherwise just plain old in-your-face articles?