Where Are Snap, Crackle and Pop Now? You’ll Wish You Could Forget

“Ask the Doctor” where readers ask questions of  the world renounced general practitioner Dr. Charles V. Fullerton. 

Dear Doctor Fullerton: I used to see commercials for Rice Krispies and they used to be the healthy guys for cereal called Snap, Crackle and Pop. What ever happen to those guys and are they still really healthy even in coco version?  They used to ♫ ♪ snap crackle pop into your morning ♪ ♫ — Miss Those Coco Krispies Guys

Dear Miss: Snap, Crackle, and Pop are all dead and now reside in hell with other cereal monsters.  Dr. Kellogg murdered them with sugar injected direct in their veins.  Now they are hangin’ with Count Chocula, FrankenBerry, and Boo Berry.  Rumor is they will be coming back for Halloween this year with special retro holiday boxes.  I do suggest you avoid those chaps and have yourself some nice steel cut oats with brown sugar and molasses.