The Ninth Day of Christmas Biebers

Justin Bieber as Kristen Stewart

On the ninth day of Christmas
Justin Bieber dressed for thee:
Nine Kristen Stewarts
Eight Boris Karloffs
Seven Selena Gomezs
Six Amy Winehouse
Five Jason Priestleys
Four Taylor Swifts
Three Osama Bin Ladens
Two Khloe Kardashians and
a Kelly Osbourne with red cheeks

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