Medieval Illiterate Homeless People Were Fooky

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Steve Jobs Homeless

Thous ist homeless and shall work for morsels sir.

Medieval Homeless

Wilst work for Morsels.  George Will Slept Here and he will enjoy morthels of meats because he will be the King of the United S States

Medieval illiterate homeless people were fooked up and predicted future presidents and other people’s homelessness.  You’re homeless mister and will work for food.

Also Steve Jobs went into the future and created apples, but before that he predicted Geoge Washington becoming the king of the United states because he cut down an apple tree and shot apples off peoples heads because  he was also William Tell.

Steve Jobs was an illiterate homeless medieval phone maker. .

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9 thoughts on “Medieval Illiterate Homeless People Were Fooky

  1. I welcome our return to monarchy, particularly the divine rule of one that wears bow ties.

    Note that illiterate homelesses often cribbed ad copy from learned clergy and were completely unawares of the mystical knowledge contained within. They surely marveled at this wooden parchment in their hands as corrugated cardboard was a technology from half a millennium in the future. Unfamiliar with lined paper, they wrote against the grain.

  2. I don’t think they called them ‘homeless’ back then.
    ‘Vagabond’ was the happening term.

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