Why sell to HorseVestors?
See what our customers have to say:
Horse Vestors Understood My Unique Situation
“…HorseVestors seemed to understand my unique situation. I found them open to discussion. I broke my horses back making him drag oil barrels filled concrete around for no reason. Horsevestors bought that horse before the ASPCA ever even found out.”
- Hope Taylor, Strick, MO
HorseVestors franchisees buy horses at a discount. But when they buy your horse, they will:
- Pay cash or sugar cubes if requested
- Pay most normal vet costs
- Buy “as is”
- Shin horses teeth
- Typically close fast
People sell their horses to us for a variety of reasons, including:
- Horse Foreclosure avoidance
- Divorce
- Job transfer
- Upgrading to a car
- Mange
- Iheritance
- Downsizing
- Retiring
Our motto is “WE bought that horse!”
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Hoseshit!
These a-hole clowns tried to rip me off!
Besides, they don’t buy dead horses or horses that have nonadvantageous mutations or other animal parts grafted into them.
I have no use for this business.
By the way, does anybody know anyone whose in the market for a psychotic, homicidal monkey?
20 years of LSD research for the government and this little fudger is finally ready to retire!!!
You could try http://www.WeBuyJunkieMonkeys.com
That horsie in the pic shore is purdy. I love how she has lipstick on!
bloody lipstick
and rabies foam
Too bad people don’t usually eat horses.
I had a bunch of ugly chickens and I just sold them to Popeyes!