EMToast has obtained exclusive audio of Paris Hilton admitting to friends that she “thinks she is having a robot baby.”
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On the tape Hilton states, “Last week, like i got really really drunk, and this really cute robot started coming on to me. So like i sort of did him. Now I’m like three days late. I think I’m having a robot baby because something is beeping and booping in there.”
We’re not sure, has Paris gone off her rocker, or is there something to this story?
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what a whore!
I didn’t know she swung that way. Is she even computer literate?
WHORES OF BABYLON!
This was all fortold in Revelations!
Surveys have shown that many women can not achieve sexual satisfaction without mechanical assistance.
This does not surprise me.
Serious dude, you really should work on your photoshop skills. You could do so much more with such a state of the art program.
yeah that hair is ridiculous on paris hilton, if it weren’t for the hair everyone could see the seriousness of this article and the picture