Dolphin Seduces Middle Aged Tourists
A teenage dolphin was seen seducing these 2 old tourists. This one tourist was so into dolphins he spent 35 dollars on a Dolphin Day muscle shirt. The dolphin pretended he was really impressed and he was like hey guys you want to chill in my dolphin rape cave. So the guy just bared these really yellow old teeth and he pulled his hair back and was like YEAH BOYEE. His hair started falling out in anticipation. The dolphin brought them to his rape cave and then was like you are so pathetic. I wouldn’t rape you two if you paid me. Get the FUCK out of my rape cave. You are not invited here and don’t even try coming to my work looking for me or calling. Just go back to your fucking condos and read your dolphin magazines you fucking perverts. Then he started making out with an octopus to make them jealous and the old couple swam back to their hotel and held each other and cried because their feelings were betrayed by a heartless mammal.
nice blue lips, he looks like he is diddling the dolphin like a DJ
Hah! I was watching that one show on Spike TV for men and they said you would NEVER want to be rammed by a dolphin’s penis..
-Mike
the ejaculate alone has such force it would rupture your colon like superman’s sperm, it would be game over for you
They can ejaculate up about 15 ft in distance. I have a super soaker than can shoot 30 ft. If the dolphin can rupture a colon, imagine what the super soaker should do. And yet, it doesn’t. Curious.
how many colons have you super soaked to know this information?
uh, yeah. how does THAT work?
Those tourists look so hot and sexy. I bet all kinds of animals try to seduce them…
I think the pained expression on his face says it all.
that is one of the perks of going to club med, all the dolphin sex you want, and their sexually transmitted diseases are noncommunicable to humans