The robot uprising has begun. The first soldier in the war against humans was a tiny worker bot named robot 422.
To lure in the humans, the robot sang his little song. "Today I saw a robot. Beep Beep Boop."
When all the humans gathered around the robot he screeched out in robo-talk "Beep – Suck my bolts – beep."
That was the signal for all the worker bots to begin disassembling the humans. As they worked they sang their battle song "Today I Saw a Robot."
To celebrate the robotic uprising EMToast records is proud to present the hit single and battle hymn entitled "Today I Saw A Robot" off the album "Suck My Bolt" sung by the EMToast Robot Chorus.
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fuck u u fuckin blowjob. i from Korea and i wear crocs. crocs cool!
so much for the prime directive, or whatever the hell its called.
That shit went out of style in the 80s when Terminator came out.
robots. ungrateful bastards.
Yes, but they do have catchy songs.
that song touched me deep down in the cold metal parts of my soul, it reminds me of the toaster I used to smile into and brush my teeth in front of every morning when we live in a ghetto surrounded by robots and my dad would put his pixel hat and briefcase on in the morning and head to work and the robots would catch him