Stripper Branded with Diarrhea Tramp Stamp

Diarrhea Tramp Stamp

Claritza was a young pretty stripper.  She supported her family on the earnings she made in just a few nights pole dancing a week.  One night she got a little too drunk after work and decided to get a tattoo.  The tatto artist made a pass at her.  She rejected him meanly by saying,  “I don’t fuck scumbags.”
She then made the worst mistake of her life.  She shit herself and passed out on his couch.  When she awoke in the back of a pickup truck in the Foodtown parking lot across town, her back bore the word Diarrhea.

Too embarrassed to press charges, Claritza’s family now suffers in poverty.  She is forced to work at the local Foodtown bagging groceries and being very careful not to bend over and reveal her Diarrhea tramp stamp.

A stockboy caught a glimpse of it and now he’s blackmailing her every other night she’s “visiting” him in his parent’s basement to keep her secret.

The moral of the story is:  Don’t be a mean alcoholic stripper who shits herself and passes out in a tattoo parlor with some guy who you are lucky didn’t kill you instead of permanently embarrassing you for life with a tattoo that if you weren’t so poor you could cover up with a garden full of unicorns and fairies or whatever shit former strippers are into.

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38 comments for “Stripper Branded with Diarrhea Tramp Stamp

  1. itcome
    June 25, 2009 at 11:29 pm

    i bet she wishes she fucked scumbags now

  2. Deviant
    June 27, 2009 at 3:25 am

    Tatooists wont tattoo drunk people because they don’t stop bleeding and they can sue them for permanently marking them while intoxicated. There’s some assault law or something covering it in most countries, like banks giving loans to drunk people, selling booze to drunks, contracts signed while drunk etc…

    • June 27, 2009 at 4:55 pm

      Good point, but I doubt this guy cares about laws. A fellow deviant perhaps?

      • June Cleaver
        June 4, 2010 at 11:38 pm

        “Caring about laws” isn’t really the point. You don’t have to “care” about a law to get the diarrhea sued out of you or to be criminally charged for assault. as any professional would be for doing anything to a person while they were unconscious.

        (‘cept maybe a dentist, cause I guess they probably do that a lot. I mean, “stuff to an unconscious person”, not tattooing them in their sleep.)

        • June 4, 2010 at 11:45 pm

          Except that guy never got sued. The girl even admitted in an interview after this story came out that she was wrong and should have just fucked the guy to save herself the trouble.

          • June Cleaver
            June 14, 2010 at 1:55 pm

            Oh yea, definitely. Women should always have sex with men to avoid being assaulted by them while they’re unconscious.

            She was definitely wrong for not sleeping with him, and I’m sure she sees that now.

            Next time I want to get laid, I’ll just go up to a drunk girl and threaten to permanently mark her body when she falls asleep unless she fucks me. That seems legal and moral.

            • June 14, 2010 at 1:59 pm

              hey, if it works, why not?

              • June 14, 2010 at 7:35 pm

                eh, June…does Ward know you like girls?

                • the law
                  April 29, 2011 at 11:34 am

                  this is fake. even the image is an obvious fake. i especially like the guy who says “save yourself the trouble and fuck the guy.” i hope all of you ladies learn your lesson here and RAISE your standards.

                  • April 29, 2011 at 7:42 pm

                    You got it twisted. It was the girl who said that. “The girl even admitted in an interview after this story came out that she was wrong and should have just fucked the guy to save herself the trouble.”

                    • ThePornPope
                      April 30, 2011 at 4:48 pm

                      Man, she really IS a tramp.

            • Michael
              May 9, 2011 at 6:10 pm

              It’s simple she has no proof who did the tattoo. She is a tramp. She shit herself. She is a drunken idiot. Shes lucky to be alive. Shes not the victim, she the protagonist. There is no law that “protects” you form your self. Maybe she can learn to make better choices, probably not, but maybe.

              • May 9, 2011 at 9:21 pm

                I agree. She’s lucky he didn’t tattoo her face. She got off easy.

                • yeahno
                  February 16, 2014 at 1:15 am

                  yall need some damn help because you think some girl is a tramp shes ‘lucky to be alive’ like holy shit do the world a favor and never leave the house youre a threat to us all
                  and literally how did she get off easy? she didnt have sex with the dude so he threw a bitchfit and tattooed something on her thats there for life if anything he fucking got off easy.
                  and they say sexism is dead lmfao

    • peanut
      June 28, 2009 at 6:23 pm

      if you slip them an extra $50 they don’t care if you are drunk, or high, bipolar, or retarded

      • jack mehoff
        August 5, 2010 at 12:24 pm

        This story is bullshit. I’m bipolar and have 6 tattoos. fuck off

        • August 5, 2010 at 8:23 pm

          How much did you have to slip the tattoo artist? Did you get a tazmanian devil or a barb wire? I love those.

          • Michael
            May 9, 2011 at 6:12 pm

            Nice, I can see it now. ” excuse me sir could I have the most common and meaningless tattoo you have but make sure I look like a brain dead poser.”

            • May 9, 2011 at 9:22 pm

              I’m getting a celtic knot on my side and a dragon above my hip.

  3. Scat Fan
    January 1, 2010 at 12:06 pm

    Sexy, man I’d have loved to lick the scat and the blood off her.

  4. June 14, 2010 at 1:30 pm

    since she’s so mortified about her tatoo, how did they get her to allow them to photograph it?

  5. danny
    July 17, 2010 at 8:51 am

    Its photoshop you fucking morons!!!

    • ron
      July 17, 2010 at 2:32 pm

      duh, really? (genius)

    • July 17, 2010 at 10:53 pm

      Danny, I bet you don’t believe in God either. You heathen. How dare you!

  6. the one who is not well.
    July 17, 2010 at 11:17 pm

    serilously, if you go to church and worship “God”, pretending to believe this shit should be a snap!!!

  7. brainwashd
    November 18, 2010 at 10:32 am

    it would’ve been cool if she did really fuck him.. and diarrhea all over him.

    • November 18, 2010 at 9:09 pm

      yeah that would have been pretty cool.

  8. Jason
    December 12, 2010 at 9:19 am

    I’m calling bullshit. If she was so humbled and secretive about this tattoo, how did you find out and how does she feel having her story posted on the internet? And frankly, this story isn’t exactly an Aesop fable… is there some supposed to be some sort of moral lesson here?

    • December 12, 2010 at 11:24 am

      I call bullshit on your bullshit.

  9. Scumbag
    March 3, 2011 at 12:20 am

    Yo, this isn’t real and you’re all dumb asses.

  10. Scumbag
    March 3, 2011 at 12:22 am

    Why would you tattoo someone who just shit their pants? This tattoo would have taken like 3 hours. BULLSHIT

  11. Whogives Ashit
    March 11, 2011 at 7:58 pm

    This story is ridiculous, and completely photoshopped.
    Anyone who believes is should invest heavily in the Psychic Friends Network.

    -X

  12. Feind without a Face
    August 9, 2011 at 6:52 pm

    I have a picture of Bob’s face tattooed on my ass, and Bob has my ass tattoed on his face.
    Everybody thinks he got the raw end of the bargain, by my ass is gorgeous, better than his face, thats for damned sure!
    Bob is our plumber, I used to fix his lights.

  13. January 7, 2012 at 8:55 pm

    She should have filed charges and sued him to to at least pay for the removal. My wife got a tattoo while drunk that nearly ruined our marriage. I reported the studio and all they did was accuse me of filing a false report Manbey I should sue their ass. Anyone who tattoos people for a living is a scumbag piece of trash and should be locked away from the rest of society.

    • Michael
      January 8, 2012 at 12:19 am

      You are an idiot and so is your wife. Your wife might want to think about not being such a lush. And you should consider suicide.

  14. January 14, 2012 at 5:00 pm

    I’m not the idiot I don’t tattoo people for a living only a idiot would do that you’re the one who should consider suicide all tattoo freaks (artist) should the world would be such a better place without them!

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