A band of zombie gorillas has been discovered in the African Congo. Piles of dead Gorillas are left everywhere by poachers who kill the gentle creatures for their meat, considered a delicacy in the bush.
“The poor creatures much have been exposed to some radioactive coconuts, now they hunt the poachers who hunted them”, claims one man who believes he has seen the creatures attacking poachers.
Roads have been closed throughout the region with only a warning, Zombies Ahead until the matter can be further investigated.
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