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Lake Cheko- Scientists have discovered an previously unknown species in the center of the Tunguska Region. This strange discovery comes one hundred and one years after a 30 megaton blast scorched 50 kilometers of forest in the early hours of the morning.

Professor Chekaren Suslov and a team of scientists, were visiting the Podkamennaya Tunguska River basin as part of a survey for the Soviet Academy of Sciences to collect mineral deposits and vegetation samples.
Suslov said that, "I was at the far end of a ridge taking core samples of fallen trees, I spotted something fleshy looking emerging from the ground near the tree. I jumped back because nothing lives in this remote region of the Siberian taiga since the blast. The thing seemed to be blind as it was walking very slowly and bumping into bits of rock and twigs."
Suslov and his team brought the creature back inside of a canister normally used to transport vegetation samples. The Academy has not released an official statement as to what species this creature is and why it has made its home in the desolate Siberian taiga.

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23 Responses to “Strange Creature Discovered in Tunguska Wasteland”
  1. Toastmaster says:

    oh my god that is the most horrifying creature ever. it’s like a mix between a pig and a potato and a rat

  2. itcome says:

    i think the creepiest part is the warty papery skinned nipples

  3. Toastmaster says:

    Here is something funny someone posted on http://bannination.com/comments/5065718

    gahbrone: Ugh, brilliant!

    An animal that no one has ever seen before, that exists in one isolated environment in the entire universe… they have no idea what it’s life is like, no idea what it eats, what won’t stress it, what won’t kill it, and they can’t just take a picture or video??

    They have to PACK HIM up in a canister!?

    What is it with humans? Why can’t they just ENJOY it and at the very least STUDY it before they (end up) killing it!

    Surfnazi: Considering it’s a mole rat with a person’s face shittily photoshopped onto it, it’s no great loss if it died.

  4. Jinny says:

    emtoast.com – da best. Keep it going!
    Jinny

  5. French Toast says:

    the rat’s nipples and neck freak me out

  6. ben hansin says:

    this makes me horny haha

  7. wiggles says:

    i think that is the ugliest think i ever saw.

  8. CriticalMind says:

    Obviously a fake…

    Professor Chekaren Suslov’s expedition took place in 1926, how could he take a digital picture of an alive creature ?

    The Tunguska event was caused by the explosion of an meteoroid or a comet fragment in the atmosphere (and not on the ground), no radiations that would cause mutations were emitted… It is not a nuclear bomb lol!

    By the way, the blast during the Tunguska event is estimated to be in the 3/10 Mt range (not 30).

    Finally, this picture represents a mix of a baby female rat/mouse (or something like that) with an actual human baby face (which is sick dude)…

    Anyway, most of the ppl will know that this is a fake… (well I hope). I’m just posting for the few idiots that might think that this is actually true… -_-

    • Toastmaster says:

      You probably say the same thing about God. Sad…

    • bixby says:

      obviously

    • Mega2020 says:

      to CriticalMind:

      Obviously you know nothing…

      First of all, the pic has been taken recently, not in 1926 (“sientists”).
      Then: a meteoride or anything else for that matter may overheat, maybe even melt from friction, but does not explode.
      A rat/mouse has the eyes on the side, not in front. And last not least: I think you should have a good look at a babys mouth: does it really look like on this photo? Is really every strange animal fake?

      Check all the other bizarre animals that have ben discovered in recent times!

  9. T says:

    It has a human head??? Maybe Photoshoped?

  10. Bob says:

    I’ve always been intrigued by Tunguska and so I googled it! I never considered that the incident had effected biological transformations of this kind. But I have a very open mind. What happened to the creatures hair, is it female and why is it grimacing?

    • BIXBIES says:

      I believe the creature is looking at a small piece of potato that is being offered to it just out of the shot

  11. sickjunior says:

    looks like an alien abortion.
    thank you mctoast for once again putting me off my food!!!
    )i should find out where you can buy south african mole rats on line, they’d make great stocking stuffers(

  12. Yeah right says:

    If you enlarge the photo you can easily tell that it’s a poorly executed Photoshop fake.

  13. sickjunior says:

    uh, thats…”when you SEE one.”

  14. Giganotosaur says:

    Note that nose and teeth,too obviously a fake.

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