Werewolf Sighting: Boy Poisons Creature with Antifreeze
MEDFORD, WISCONSIN – An area boy told local authorities he was able to fend off a werewolf attack Friday night using nothing more than a gallon jug of antifreeze. He was reportedly walking to the barn to complete his nightly chores, when a creature rushed him. Quick thinking, the boy grabbed a nearby gallon of antifreeze and dumped it on the concrete walkway. The boy told authorities he knew antifreeze was poisonous to dogs, and they cannot resist drinking it. “Prestone’s sweet to them, like Kool Aid,” said the boy “And the wolfman got on all fours and lapped it up just like one of the hounds drinks from a puddle.”
The body of a teenage girl who had disappeared earlier this month was found nude at the location. The boy claims she changed back to human form after drinking the deadly Prestone cocktail. In a possible related incident, the boy’s father has also disappeared. Area officials are investigating whether there is any connection to the incident..
I hear that’s how they brought down the beast of bray road
Yeah man anti-freeze and super soakers. That’s how to train a werewolf. It’s like a cat. If it misbehaves, you just spray it in the mouth and it’s got the runs for a day and it drags it’s ass on the rug.
werewolf streakers on the rug must be really hard to get out, you would have to get carpet professionals in and then everyone in the house is going to end up with autism from the fumes, that is why werewolves are a strictly outdoor pet in our house.
it’s just so gross. I can’t even say anything. I’m just laughing with a disgusted look on my face.
I bet those big gnarly werewolf claws rip the shit out of the rug while they drag their asses across it
fake so fake
its not awesome because the werewolf died i wish it killed you instead
so do i
i’m a real werewolf
cool. are you the kind who runs on all fours or upright dog legged kind, or maybe just the furry faced landonian version?
wanna see a real werewolf, just piss me off and u well see one
Fuck you!!! Now change.
I well?
ok so fake and if your a werewolve prove it.
sirom is no gone missing
sorry i meant sirome
if ur a reel wherewolf you should join my pack dont you have something called lycan disorder all u haters can google it i was born with it it comes from my moms side we cant acually turn into a wolf cuz that would kill u but we get some of the featurees like the nails and teeth and occationaly a lot of hair but we are wild and free
oh and we LOVVEE to run
wanna see real were just, piss me off and you’ll see one
sometimes we run on two legs some times four sometimes five if u catch my drift
all of u are fake. im the eighteen son of the devil my name is decronis my birth name is alex veleteriz im a werewolf and i hate it its not a blessing it a punishment killing the ones u love for food pains me. i wish i could die but i cant. i used to live in aurora its a different dimension. earth is just a feeding ground for us. my dad a.k.a devil as u guys call him took over a mans life and got a girl pregnant when i was born i was taken away from my mother to live in aurora were i was trained to become the perfect killer a werewolf. when i was four i was returned home to my mother but she did not no me so i was taken to a orphanage soon kids were missing cuz i needed to eat an thats all im gonna tell u guys for now
if at least one of u guys are a real werewolf come find me and try to kill me cuz i have a horrible life as a werewolf i live in Barrel Alaska it shouldn’t be hard to find me just use your nose i smell like bazel and death and if ur looking for a fight u got one
maybe you should go back to aurora where you belong.
im not aloud, every one in aurora wants to make me a slave because i helped a angel escape custody of my dad , and I had no choice to help her cuz she was my girlfriend and i loved her
I like the way you think kid. If you want to chronicle your life story for EMToast, let me know. I bet you have some stories to tell.
trust me i have more stories then a library
Did you ever have to fight for your life against a wizard or a vampire from aurora?
yea but i never fought a wizard because there are friends to us and im more than a werewolf im banchy, dragon, and vampire. i was born a dragon first was never a werewolf yet. when i was in aurora age two i was thrown into a cave filed with werewolves, the one that bit u was the one you were going to become that was the rules. unfortunately i was bitten by an alpha werewolf.an alpha or an omega was the strongest creatures in aurora. my dad paid the alpha to bite me. when i was two my dad cut my stomach open and put three banchys in me so i can turn into one. when i was three i was also thrown into another cave filed with vampires i was bitten by an omega witch was the leader. a month later i was trained in the art of pent (pentagrams) attacks witch was a one hit kill move
Wow you must be strong. But since you were turned vampire at age 3, do you still have a 3 year old dragons body. Vampires don’t age right? Or is there some way you can become an adult still?
the only thing i can turn into on earth is a vampire and werewolf because in aurora there is a toxin in the air that lets the mystical creatures breath so if i turned into a dragon or a banchy on earth i would instantly go into a coma. and the only reason i choose not to turn into a vampire is because 1.there as big as a small plain 2. always mad 3. kills 5 times more than a werewolf and 4.they do not give a crap who sees them like if the government see me i would be in bigger trouble in aurora and they mite send bounty hunters to come get me. o and are you a boy or a girl and how old are you? just a question please don’t get mad.
Guy.
Is Aurorora hell? Just wondering because you have 17 brothers and your father is the devil. Or did he just take over an aurora man to impregnate your mother?
How much do you weigh as a dragon? Like 500 lbs?
Is your vampire form bigger or smaller than the dragon. Tell me more about the banshees. This is some good stuff.
vampire age so i have an adults body
this is cool never told any body my life story. its good to get stuff off my chest
It’s interesting. Strange, but that’s what we’re all about.
well i kinda have an adults body cuz im 15
we dragons don’t weigh that much 80 pounds at best because we need to fly. are bones are hollow and we are 7 feet when we stand, 4 feet when we are on all fours. vampires are a lot bigger then dragon.s vampires wingspan is 22 feet and a dragons is wingspan 13 feet. a banshee is a phantom like creature the only thing we can do is go through walls, thats about it nothing special . sorry i forget to tell you there is a lot more dimensions then just one. hell is its own dimension, aurora is a place for all good and bad
How about your human form? Does it look normal or do you have dragon or werewolf features?
What other dimensions have you gone too besides aurora and this one?
my human form looks normal, and I’ve never really been to any other dimension besides hell and aurora I’ve only herd about the other dimensions
Thanks Decronis. Is there anything else you want to add before we wrap up the interview? Would you like to apologize to any of the people you had to eat like those orphan kids?
Might as well take this opportunity to unload some guilt. Everyone understands it’s not easy to be cursed.
yes i would like to say im sorry for eating the orphans and im sorry they never got a chance to grow up, also i would like to say im sorry for killing all of the secret service officers for trying to contain me in area S-4
Thank you Decronis. Please drop by again and tell us more of your stories.
do you really think its wise to get personally involved with werewolves?
Deronis, how does one cross to another dimension? Can you remember more about sector four?
Please im very interested, what are the names of the dimensions that you know?
And its kwl that you helped your girlfriend outa hell, quite romantic…
Many thanx in advance
i cross dimensions using my dragon claws, they rip the blanket of time and space allowing me to travel to diffrent dimensions. and s-4 also known as a dark government is a place where they do experiment on the human brain, they are trying to enhance weak minded people into super soldiers. they usually fail and the people die due to bleeding of the brain. they also test on kids because of there active imagination and there inocence, unfortunately they die to. and as for the names of the dimensions i only know of 5 1. torah 2. havayah 3. yud hei 4. vav hei and 5. auroara.
and this goes out to any one who can help. one night when i was hunting i was chasing a deer and it ran into the street hitting a car killing the driver and the pasenger and inside the car was a baby not hurt at all,i felt bad so i took the baby and ive been parenting it for 7 months and i kinda got attached to him he kinda made me a softy. its not scared of me when i turn into a werewolf and all it does it keep pulling my fur but i dont mind. i strapped the car seat on my back so he could go with me on my hunting trips at night, when ever i run he laughs scarying away all the deer its kinda cute.does anyone know if i should keep him or should i give someone nice who cant have babys, all i want for him is the best i know he well be safe with me but i want him to grow up and to have a family. i need advise bad please help
You should put that baby up for adoption before it’s too late.
alright its for the best right
yes. let the child live.
Keep the little tyke around. You never know when the game may get scarce.
It’s always a good idea to make provisions for possible famine.
Were you a normal person I’d tell you to stock up on canned goods, but your’e a F***ing werewolf. You should take care of your little windfall, save him for a rainy day.
actually, raising a child would distract you too much from your hunting and maiming activities.
I suggest you dry him out so you can have a supply of tasty baby jerky to tide you over the lean times.
This makes a lot of sense. I think they based the captain america move on that.
You mean the origin of Bucky?
I never saw that movie.
Some day when I’m rich I’ll rent all the videos.
There is a new one coming out soon. I just saw the trailer. It’s the steve rogers story where he goes from being a scrawny weakling to a super soldier.
Manthing and Deathlock were supersoldiers too. They too started out as 98 lb. weaklings.
Are they even comic characters anymore? The last time I saw those guys was in a bar after a taping of marvel comics presents.
I think theyre all in a retirement home somewhere in arizona now.
i believe in werewolves cause if a human can exist then a werewolf can. if u dont believe then someday u shall but you have my word that it is possible for a werewolf to exist if not today then it is extinct but it at least lived oh and alex if you are really a werewolf it aint that hard to kill yourself everythin dies somehow
ive read of many werewolf sightings but few vampire ones so vampires are a lower chance of existence then werewlves
You should find books by Montague Summers about vampires and werewolves. Apparently the Catholic church has always believed in these monsters, and they are invariably a result of a pact with the devil.
hello all u werewolves i think u rock, hell i’ve got some really cool dream catchers in my room, you guys are really awesome keep rockin.
what’s with the dream catchers?
Why, to catch there bloody dreams of beastiality and gore, silly rabbit!