Anybody Votes! What Creature Scares You Most?

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15 thoughts on “Anybody Votes! What Creature Scares You Most?

  1. Nothing is scarier than Werewolves. I left off robots though, dammit!

    I’m suprised nobody is afraid of Bigfoot. They’ll rethink that one when the invasion happens.

  2. those people in Mongolia are afraid of Bigfoot he rips off little girls scalps while they are washing clothes in the river

  3. I went werewolves too. Zombies are the most realistic threat, but easily disposed of. A werewolf will straight disembowel you and then piss on your leg to mark his territory.

      1. with all those prion diseases eating up peoples brains, zombies are all over the place it’s just a matter of time before they start eating people.

  4. werewolves are also sexual predators that wear fur vests and greasy hair and like to hang out in porn theaters. perfectly terrifying!

    1. yeah and their snouts stretch to enormously frightening proportions. I think that’s the scariest part of the howling how they stretch.

        1. Imagine the wax that comes out of those ears. I wonder if it’s still in there when you change back and then it’s like fuck I have a post-full moon ear ache like you can’t believe.

  5. Why wasn’t the Trix rabbit on that list?
    Wererabbits are a very under rated threat.
    When they smell you pouring out that bowl of Trix at 5am as youre getting ready for work, theres nothing more terrifying than an enraged, frothing wererabbit smashing through your window.
    And they kill whatever stands between them and their favorite breakfast cereal.
    Don’t fool yourself, those claws and incisors are razor sharp!

    1. You’re not kidding. Rabbits will go right for the jugular. Neck meat is a delicacy to them. I don’t consider them a creature though. They are more of a nightmare.

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