Scientists translate Chihuahua barks – they’re saying “I’m a tiny asshole.”
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President Obama was taking a helicopter tour over Buckingham Palace. The vibration of the chopper combined with the Xtra-Large coffee he had that morning were too much for his bowels.
Billy Wizard and Laser Dog Sent in by 7 year old Fritzy McGee of Lansing Michigan
The robot uprising has begun. The first soldier in the war against humans was a tiny worker bot named robot 422. To lure in the humans, the robot sang his little song. “Today I saw a robot. Beep Beep Boop.” When all the humans gathered around the robot he screeched out in robo-talk “Beep – Suck my bolts – beep.” That was the signal for all the worker bots to begin disassembling the humans. As they worked they sang their battle song “Today I Saw a Robot.” To celebrate the robotic uprising EMToast records is proud to present the hit single and battle hymn entitled “Today I Saw A Robot” off the album “Suck My Bolt” sung by the EMToast Robot Chorus. Audio clip: Adobe Flash Player (version 9 or above) is required to play this audio clip. Download the latest version here. You also need to have JavaScript enabled in your browser.
Claritza was a young pretty stripper. She supported her family on the earnings she made in just a few nights pole dancing a week. One night she got a little too drunk after work and decided to get a tattoo. The tatto artist made a pass at her. She rejected him meanly by saying, “I don’t fuck scumbags.” Read the rest of this entry »
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