PORT-AU-PRINCE, HAITI –  Research at the University of Haiti College of Medicine has uncovered strong evidence linking Wernicke-Korsakoff Syndrome or “Wet Brain” to the phenomena of zombiism.

Long term alcoholism causes chronic wet brain syndrome which has 3 prominent symptoms.

1. Confusion, drowsiness and paralysis of eye movements
2. Ataxia or a staggering gait
3. Mental Disturbance

Researchers in Haiti have linked a special brand of Haitian alcohol known as tafia, a cheap form of rum produced from sugar cane, to a newly discovered form of Wernicke-Korsakoff Syndrome which they believe to be the cause of zombiism.

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We’ve all seen these workplace voodoo kits, they show up at Christmas parties and birthdays, and everyone gets a laugh and pretends that it’s funny and they pretend that they  don’t really want to kill their boss.

Well, Fuck that shit!

I wanted to find out what would happen if you got some bonifide voodoo  going on in the work place.

So I did some research on Hoodoo, Obeah, Voodoun, Palo myombe, Santeria and the like.

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