- Our turkey who art in heaven,
- hollow be thy breast.
- Thy stuffing come
- Thy meats be done
- on plates as it is in heaven.
- Thank you this day for bloated guts,
- and forgive us our passed gasses,
- as we forgive those who pass gass against us,
- and lead us not into indigestion,
- but deliver us from hunger.
(Adapted from the Lord’s Prayer with permission from God)
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