Claritza was a young pretty stripper.  She supported her family on the earnings she made in just a few nights pole dancing a week.  One night she got a little too drunk after work and decided to get a tattoo.  The tatto artist made a pass at her.  She rejected him meanly by saying,  “I don’t fuck scumbags.” Read the rest of this entry »

The above photo was recently taken at the fine go-go bar ‘Tittilations’ in scenic Bloomfield, NJ.  This convenient stench dispenser was appropriately placed right next to the urinal.  I would like to take the time to thank the owners of this fine establishment for giving me the option of smelling like a Persian hair-net model from the early 1990′s all while donating my grocery money to their scantily clad and cesarean scar covered staff. Your brand of higher class and immaculate taste is greatly appreciated. I can only dream of how many post-urination/pre-hand wash mitts have pulled those knobs to be greeted with a bouquet of bountiful bliss.