I just want to say thanks to the drunken asshole, walking down the middle of the road at night wearing all black, for paying attention in dirtbag safety class the day they taught them to make sure they are smoking a cigarette so that cars driving up behind their completely non reflective black hooded asses can see the ember from their cigarette at the last second and swerve to miss them.

SMOKING SAVES LIVES!

Ever taken a psychology class?  I took one as a night class at a community college years ago.    The professor was some gentle ex-hippie with a gray beard.   I had developed an extreme dislike for him, simply because I had seen him talking to my girlfriend on campus.  She had taken his class a semester before so they were friendly.

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