Courting rituals in Nigeria are so progressive. In the USA, you can barely get away with saying hi to a girl you don’t know without getting kicked in the balls.  But in Nigeria anything goes.  They even think it’s romantic if you text message them something like “I swear I make sure I will give you HIV.”  Then follow that message up with a little note “H is for Happiness and joy forever with an I: Incomparable love that will never V: Vanish until death do us part. I love you” If you don’t believe it, check the proof on BBC News.

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