If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life …
Never make a pretty woman your wife …
So from my personal point of view …
Get an ugly girl to marry you …
Though her face is ugly, her eyes don’t match …
Take it from me, she’s a better catch …

lyrics to If You Wanna Be Happy / Jimmy Soul

Jimmy Soul had it right, and the good people at EMToast.com have a new program to help you win the homely hearts of these beastly gals.

The “Secrets Of Dating Beastly Women” program explains how to attract ugly women and date the hard-featured girls you desire, whether your preference is disfigured girls, repulsive girls, monstrous girls, dog or horse faced girls, revolting hairy armed women, or any other type of grotesque woman. The tactics you will learn in this program show you how to pick up the downtrodden in Philadelphia, Detroit, Arkansas, Georgia, Altoona, Newark and of course in your own hometown! You’ll learn the most powerful “insider secrets” for dating undesirable women and how to attract beasts without clever pickup lines or any knowledge, culture, or social skills. No matter where you are from, if you want to attract and date more hideous women, forget the bars–you are going to have to go to Walmart. EMToast students have reported amazing results from using these techniques to get ugly girls and pick up ugly women in laundry mats and recycling centers, but also in urologists offices and libraries. You’ll learn how to pick up grotesque women at the mall, the yarn store, the dollar store parking lot, or anywhere else that irregular merchandise can be found.

Look, if you’d like to know how to meet ugly girls, there are several things to need to realize that will make it easier for you to meet ugly girls and get phone numbers and dates. Read the rest of this entry »