EMToast has obtained exclusive audio of Paris Hilton admitting to friends that she “thinks she is having a robot baby.”

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On the tape Hilton states, “Last week, like i got really really drunk, and this really cute robot started coming on to me.  So like i sort of did him.  Now I’m like three days late.  I think I’m having a robot baby because something is beeping and booping in there.”

We’re not sure, has Paris gone off her rocker, or is there something to this story?

EMToast has obtained exclusive audio of Paris Hilton admitting that she “made out with a monkey.”

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Audio Transcript: “I like made out with a monkey.  Like a real one.  I mean is that wrong?  He was like… so cute.”

Paris admitted the offense to a friend in a voice message which was then shared with the police and ASPCA.

Hilton was arrested a little before midnight last night and was booked on charges of DUI and animal abuse

Paris was released on her own recognizance shortly after her arrest.

Boston, MA—Baby Luv, former designer pet to socialite Paris Hilton was arrested earlier this month in connection with the brutal slaying of a Toronto boy.

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