Tonight at the mall pet store I overheard a woman saying, “Rabbit, your nails are like hypodermic needles. My arm!”
I’ve seen “Night of the Lepus” and “Monty Python and the The Holy Grail” so I know how deadly rabbits can be. I got out of there while I still had my life. The one thing the 70’s said to me was “You don’t fuck with rabbit, natures cutest killer.”
Tags: Monty Python, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Night of the Lepus, Rabbit, Rabbits, Rabbits and hares, Toastmaster

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