MIKE WAKES UP
Look how happy he is in the morning. He stretches his legs and pounds his chest. “ROAR” , he says as he greets the day. First he begins by combing out his massive amounts of body hair. Then on to breakfast, perhaps a deer or maybe two.
Mike must be off to work where he roars and grumbles through his day. Mike is a bear and makes sure everyone knows it. If you see mike say “Hi, Mike” and make sure to throw him some raw meat, or he might bite you. It has been known for bears to have rabies. So be on the look out for Mike. Remember he is a bear so be polite and always caring a tasty treat.Bixby, mike the bear, Publisher 98