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Dec 23 2008

Horrorscopes for the Week of Santa Please-Put-The-Robot-Back-In-Christmas Week

Posted by bixby in Monthly Horrorscope

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ARIES: Don’t count on getting shit for Christmas, Santa has had it with you. You know, you have been pretty lucky so far, he hasn’t beat you. You been pretty lucky…remember that.

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