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Recently re-Animated dead prez Abraham Lincoln is planning on jumping back in the spotlight this spring.

In a recent interview Lincoln told Emtoast.com “I’m working on a new reality show and a talk show, going back to high school .  I got a talk show coming, yall aint’ going to be mad at ya boy.”

Lincoln first caught the reality tv bug when he appeared on VH1’s “The Surreal Life”

Lincoln is now going on to start his own reality series “Love Me Lincoln” following a similar format to ‘The Bachelor’ and ‘Flavor of Love’.

Lincoln first gained his stardom as the 16th president of the United states from March 1861 until his assassination in April 1865.  He is known for sporting his trademark beard around his neck.

Werewolves have been the greatest threat to national security since the early part of the 19th century. Lincoln was at the forefront of the movement to bring about their eradication.The War raged on for years and America was winning every step of the way. The werewolves, sensing their imminent demise, did the unthinkable. They put aside their claws and fangs and fought in human form against the Lincolnian forces. This turned out to be their greatest asset.

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