On Oct 18, 2011 dozens of wild and dangerous animals were let loose from a private zoo in Zanesville, OH.  Most were shot and killed in order to protect the public.  Ohio is one of less than 10 states with no laws regulating private animal ownership.  This jeopardizes public safety and animal welfare.

What this incident has also brought to light is that Ohio is 1 of 50 states with zero regulation on exotic monster ownership. The following fact sheet illustrates recent monster attacks from Ohio alone.  Please help protect our monsters and the public,  support the ban on private ownership of vampires, werewolves, zombies and other dangerous creatures.

FACT SHEET

Recent Monster Incidents in Ohio Demonstrate Risks to Public Health and Safety, Human Welfare

October 2011 (Muskingum County): 48 creatures, including werewolves, vampires, Ghosts, Dinosaurs, Aliens, Moth Men, and a 3000 year old mummy escaped from a Zanesville property.

September 2011 (Green Camp): A man was hospitalized after being attacked and repeatedly bitten in the face and upper body by a  hungry vampire at an exotic creature breeding farm.

December 2006 (Tuscarawas County): A boy lost his left arm when he put his hand into a blob’s cage at his grandfather’s ranch to pet it. (See Photo Above)

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Press Release – August 11th, 2011

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
CONTACT:
Randall Stott
emtoast@emtoast.com.com

NEW ‘BLEEP YOUR BOSS’ REALITY SHOW HITS CLACKAMAS, OREGON
Clackamas, OR – EMToast Entertainment is proud to announce the development of BLEEP YOUR BOSS, a new reality show guaranteed to get folks talking everywhere. Created and developed by the show’s executive producer Francesca Stottingham, Ms. Stott is the only bi-polar borderline personality female owner of a TV Studio with international distribution in the city of Clackamas. This BOSS’ show presents women of psychosis in a dignified light. They possess a strong sense of family, business acumen—and more importantly—the ability to unhinge their minds and BLEEP their bosses to succeed. Read the rest of this entry »

HALLOWEEN WISHES FROM CATS THAT SPRAY SOUR EAR BLOOD FROM THEIR MOUTHS.

MAY ALL YOUR CANDY BE  FULL SIZE AND FREE OF RAZOR BLADES AND ROOFIES.

(The following excerpt is taken from Ben Franklin’s personal diary)

"Today Lodi popped into my head. Summer 1979 Lodi, running chinese fire drills around a Gremlin in heavy traffic, with three dog night blasting on the radio.

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This lady that I work with comes to my deskish area and says, Oh hey I thought of you this weekend, because I know how much you like bunnies Read the rest of this entry »