I like horses. They have shiny teeth.  You can feed them sugar cubes.  When it gets real hot they get all foamy.  A horse can’t sweat it just foams and if it gets too hot the foam comes out of their mouth.  Keep cranking up the heat and they get blood mane, fangs, and extremely bloodshot eyes.  Horses like that aren’t even afraid of fire.  Read the rest of this entry »