May
24
2009
9 Year Old Boy Commits Suicide After Learning Mummies Are Real
Posted by Toastmaster in Weird World NewsLodi, NJ – A 9 year old 5th grader attending Hillstop School in Lodi NJ has committed suicide after a lesson on Egypt and mummies. When the boy’s history teacher began showing the class photos of real mummies from a mummy exhibit he had been to at the De Young Museum in San Fransisco, the boy’s face turned white and he began crying and shaking uncontrollably.
He just kept repeating “Mummies, Mummies, Mummies, No. Mummies Mummies Mummies No! Over and over again.” a fellow classmate told us also stating, “He was a dumbass, he believed anything.”
Tags: De Young Museum, Egypt, fake as fuck, Funeral services, Lodi, Mummies, Suffocation, Suicide, Toastmaster

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