It’s not every day that you get the chance to interview a werewolf.  One of the benefits of a site like EMToast is that you have an opportunity to meet mythical creatures right in the comments section.  Please enjoy my interview with Alex aka Decronis and learn what it’s like to be a werewolf in 2010.

Decronis: wanna see real were (wolf) just, piss me off and you well see one

EMToast: I well? Fuck you!!! Now change.

Decronis: sometimes we run on two legs some times four sometimes five if u catch my drift

Decronis: all of u are fake. im the eighteen son of the devil my name is decronis my birth name is alex veleteriz im a werewolf and i hate it its not a blessing it a punishment killing the ones u love for food pains me. i wish i could die but i cant. i used to live in aurora its a different dimension. earth is just a feeding ground for us. my dad a.k.a devil as u guys call him took over a mans life and got a girl pregnant when i was born i was taken away from my mother to live in aurora were i was trained to become the perfect killer a werewolf. when i was four i was returned home to my mother but she did not no me so i was taken to a orphanage soon kids were missing cuz i needed to eat an thats all im gonna tell u guys for now

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