The dolphin left his cave in search of human prey.  Only the moon watched.

A teenage dolphin was seen seducing these 2 old tourists.  This one tourist was so into dolphins he spent 35 dollars on a Dolphin Day muscle shirt.  The dolphin pretended he was really impressed and he was like hey guys you want to chill in my dolphin rape cave.  So the guy just bared these really yellow old teeth and he pulled his hair back and was like YEAH BOYEE. Read the rest of this entry »

Australian tourist, Karl Jurg, captured a  horrifying event while vacationing in Florida.

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