Goblins Invade southern Missouri town of Kennett
Posted by Toastmaster in Weird World NewsST. LOUIS – Goblins have invaded the southern Missouri town of Kennett. The creatures appear to have been drawn there by the town’s ample supply of copper. Goblins have been witnessed stealing copper plumbing and gutters from more than half the town’s homes and businesses.
Nobody dares stop them. Goblin bites can become fatally infected within hours due to the septic pathogens found in their saliva.
Tags: Conspiracy, Copper, Copper Goblins, Economy, Goblins, Kennett, Missouri, Toastmaster

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