Byram, NJ. Recent renovations of a section of Route 80 westbound have uncovered the remains of what archeologists believe to be the first solid evidence of the legendary “four breasted woman” spoken of in Lenni Lenape folklore.
Dr. Kevin Spitzkiel, adjunct professor of archeology at the nearby Centenary College stated “This is the breakthrough we’ve been looking for all these years. Ever since I was a boy growing up in Warren County I heard tales of a clan of four breasted women. Even the men had four nipples.” Read the rest of this entry »Tags: breasts, double tube tops, Polymastia, quadruplets, skeleton